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The Dwaaskillers

The DwaasKillers softball team has retained its captain for the 2001 season. In an interview with Kate Kaufman, she explained how she is a little reluctant to give up the post.

"TAKE OVER THE TEAM???? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? If they attempt to go on without me it will be over my dead body. I worked a clause into the bylaws which will allow me to be Managership for my lifetime. Pity the man, woman, or child who attempts to take over the throne. "I will not presume to speak for my players, but I assume if Kaufman does not occupy the #13 jersey, management will be hard-pressed to fill any other jersey for the 2001 season."

We think it's safe to say Kate will be returning next year....